Freya (Gnome) – Nadja
Keg (Goliath) – Pjay
Kaira (Tabaxi )– Carmen
Lilith Silver (Human) – Helena
Kraeger Skald (Half-Elf) – Pieter-Jan
THE BARN IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!! Oooooh wait, no it’s not.
Heuheuheu, attached…. Classic Lith.
So euh yeah, we woke up in Farmer Lany’s barn. And at Nyzel agreement we could stay the morning so I could get cracking at fixing some of his stuff. And oh boy, did he had stuff that needed fixing. The bluehaired midget helped out as well and proved to be quite handy in fixing the fixables. Almost as handy as her metal chicken that I could use to make holes to drive nails through. No idea what the others did, hmmmm. Lany was very gratefull when we finished and offered us bacon. I am going to miss this farmer. I have made a friend for life, however short his may be.
After this glorious greasy meal we left for Arden, which to my surprise looked like a grand pair of tits. with nipples and all. but when we came closer I was amazed by the sheer size of the…. WALL. I meant wall… This city seems very strong, big walls, big gates, lots of guards. While we entered Arden and made for the Inn, Lith somehow managed to changed the subject and told me how little people are made. Apparently when I put my thing in the thing of a woman and things happen then stuff comes out and when it is in the thing a thing could happen and then after some time the thing comes out of the woman via her thing but does not look like my stuff at all. I shiver at the thought and must keep my wits about me when doing the thing to prevent the thing. But apparently my way of things is different from Liths way of things. she does not use a thing…. nono… she uses sign language of sorts. maybe thats how she tries to atract a mate. These humans are weird… oh by the way we allready have arrived at the Inn, The Ranger’s Respite. And here comes dinner!!!!
A few hams later
Aaaaah that hit the spot!! Ok Nyzel will go and prepare for the meeting with the queen, I shall not leave his side. Afterall I am on duty and I need to make sure he is safe at all times.
A few hours later
RAAAGGGHHH this bloke is so boring, always working with the quil and the papers, I tried looking but there were just too many words and too few pictures. I will just go to sleep.
The next morning, we left immediatly after breakfast to go see the queen.
This palace is formidable, I must say. It would take a lot of Orcs to just get into the city, imagine trying to get in here…
Wait a minute… This geezer needs ur weapons or we can’t enter? Well seems legit. Although the gnome has trouble parting with her metal chicken, which now seems to go chasing after pigeons that suddenly appeared. And almost shat on my shield, but thanks to my quick reflexes, the shield remains shitless. The same can not be said for my arm. oh well, pigeon shit or Orcgore, it’s all the same.
Once inside we were needed to wait a bit to see the Master of Ceremony. I fear I am underdressed for a ceremony, whatever that is.A few minutes later we were let into a small office where the maste rof ceremony recieved us. His name is Gavof, and he regretted to inform us that the queen would not see us. atleast not for a week. apparently our lord is not in her favor. The queen does not like his way of dealing with the orcs and I had to speak my mind by telling Gavof that the best defense was a good offense, or something like that. But it did not take. He suggested we either attend a ball of some kind or speak to a noble that has standing with the queen.
We eventually left the palace (BTW one of the boobs, the other being a place where they teach bards, I suggested Lith to go there to teach, she is quite witty).
We ended up at the noticebaord where we saw some jobs that needed doing, allthough one seemed innocent, my experienced tells me it entails an illegal activity, I should mention this to one of the guards. Also a notice about a cellar with strange noises. Seemed like a solid pass of time activity before we go to the ball. Wait, we are going to the ball? What ball? Like dancing ball?